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Misunderstanding

The young wife moved by her football player husband, said:

- Last night you held my head in your hands and fondled me. I didn't know that you were so much in love with me that you think of me even...

Let them quit the game early!

A wife was telling her \"Football Referee\" husband:

- Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You\'ll prepare to go there with me, won\'t you?

- Alas! I can\'t go, because...

Graduate student life

A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke

The Genie says, "I usually only...

A little monkey business

A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey, please"...

Why didn't you refuse it?

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did...

The lost key

At a restaurant, a guest said angrily:

- Waiter! Why is this key in my soup? What do you think of it?

- Sir, I\'m very happy - replied the waiter

- I have looked for it everywhere from yesterday...

I won't have to worry about you

A player was telling his mother about the game scheduled for that afternoon.

-Today we will play in a stadium with a roof, Mom! His mother replied happily:

-Really? That's very good. When you're...

The price of choise?

What is better?

The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. He told the patient,

"You have your choice of two brains. For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for...

Are you really sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, \"Wanna hear a blonde joke?\"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, \"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.\"

Our...

I want to by that

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn\'t serve blondes, so shegoes back home and dyes her hair black....